What are little girls made of?
What are little girls made of?
Sugar and spice
And all things nice
That’s what little girls are made of
What are little boys made of?
What are little boys made of?
Slugs and snails
And puppy-dog tails
That’s what little boys are made of
What are good mummies made of?
What are good mummies made of?
Kisses and hugs
Not alcohol and drugs
That’s what good mummies are made of
What are bad daddies made of?
What are bad daddies made of?
Bugs and worms
And slimy vile sperms
That’s what bad daddies are made of
What are kind nannies made of?
What are kind nannies made of?
Biscuits and sweets
And all sorts of treats
That’s what kind nannies are made of
What are great grandads made of?
What are great grandads made of?
Jokes that are funny
And pledged pocket money
That’s what great grandads are made of
What are big brothers made of?
What are big brothers made of?
Splashing your wellies
And pinching your pennies
That’s what big brothers are made of
What are young sisters made of?
What are young sisters made of?
Sharing their toys
And annoying the boys
That’s what young sisters are made of
What are families made of?
What are families made of?
Broken hearts
And statistic charts
That’s what families are made of.